Kinds of chess players

Pawn grabber

You'll see their eyes grow in full circle whenever sees a free pawn.

I love kings gambit My preciousss.

Dozer


While most chess players are dreaming moves in front of a chessboard, others do it literally, only few explanations crosses my mind, they deprived sleep by reading opening theories or stalked the bar waitress a night before.

Emo

If you are unfamiliar with chess and happens to cross to a one playing, their gestures will hint on whats going on. A seesaw game will be a wonderful sight.

Drunken master
 

Alekhine mastered this technique, although it is no secret he lost most, he have manage to win few (at least adding humiliation to his opponent).


Hypnotyzer

This would stare at you all game long, like how a cowboy would try to flirt with a lady in a bar.

The best actor

Bit similar to emo, the difference is that their reaction is deceptive, like for instance, they will offer a piece sacrifice with an evil mate, they will wear the most worried face on the planet, like a grade-schooler shit his pants during the class.

Bullet freak

He'll make a move just before you make yours (yeah, just like chuck norris), regardless if it is a blitz or standard game, but one thing I notice they are also the fastest gone of the playing hall when lost.

Turtle

For them, earth would revolve eternally and your time waiting is worth the masterpiece he is about to unleash, they will analyze the same variation over and over until you fainted, the gesture of making a move enough bring down the angels singing.

The sitting duck (the rabbit)
We love hunting these, helps a lot in building our confidence.

Religious
You will see them occasionally whispering something, staring blank at the board as if they are praying the rosary.

I hope he won't see.

Pokemon (Pocket monster)
The most dangerous of them all, you'll never know who you against to once he's backed from the comfort room.

The hard loser
Will never shake your hand when beaten(be cautious if they will).

The romantic
Will sacrifice unsoundly every chance they can get,

Pienso en ti todo el tiempo.

The sponsor
Loved by chess hustlers, they are willing to lose tons of money in a match game, the only trouble is that they seem to have bottomless pockets.